guys i’m still alive i promise ;3;
i’m hangin’ out in cassville with my cousin so we could get wifi
i made it safe!! there’s internet in the cabin but it’s slow as fuck so there’s still not gonna be much communication
I’m safely at my first destination in Ft. Smith, AR. I’m taking a break and then I’m gonna get gas, and next, rr!!
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
who also hugged lambs
World’s cutest kitten promoted to Queen of the Clovers
i want someone to make out with me
when you want to replay a videogame but then you remember that part
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.
you never fully realize just how weird people are until you work a minimum wage customer service job